you don't know who Andy Sidaris is, then you've got a lot to learn
about film. Quite simply, Mr. Sidaris makes movies for men: beautiful
women wearing little clothing and a lot of shit blowing up. No
moral dilemmas, no commentary on the state of society. Naked women
and stuff blowing up. That's a movie.
Sidaris was born on February 20, 1933 in Chicago. Andy spent the
first 25 years of his career as the top director for ABC sports.
Andy directed over 30 Emmy Award winning shows including ABC's
Wide World of Sports.
Sidaris' trademark movies began in 1985 with Malibu Express, featuring
four Playboy Playmates. A dozen films later, his formula remains
the same. Beautiful women, exotic locales, and a lot of stuff
blowing up. Andy's movies are a family affair, with his wife and
son working for his company, Malibu Bay Films.
released an autobiography (of sorts) in 2003, entitled Bullets
Bombs and Babes.
started out by writing and producing Malibu Express in 1985. Malibu
Express is the story of a Texas millionaire, who works as a private
eye, being hired to investigate a computer company selling secrets
to the Russians. The cast includes dozens of girls, including
four Playboy Playmates.
next movie was Hard Ticket, his first film to feature Dona Speir,
Playboy's Miss March 1984. Speir appeared in Andy's next seven
films, the next two of which were Picasso Trigger and Savage Beach.
Sidaris released Guns in 1990, starring Erik Estrada as a South
American gun dealer with a base in the Hawaiian Islands, with
Dona Speir leading a group of beautiful special agents sent to
next movies were Do or Die, Hard Hunted, and then Fit to Kill
in 1993. Fit to Kill marked the first appearance of Julie Strain,
Penthouse's 1993 Pet of the Year, in an Andy Sidaris film. Strain
was featured in Andy's next four movies.
next two movies were Enemy Gold and The Dallas Connection. In
1996 came Day of the Warrior, the first L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies film.
The L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies are the Legion to Ensure Total Harmony
and Law, a team of beautiful top-secret government agents who
travel the world, taking off their clothes and stopping crime.
Day of the Warrior also starred professional wrestler Marcus Bagwell.
most recent film is 1998's Return to Savage Beach. In the movie,
the L.E.T.H.A.L. ladies must act when a secret disk is stolen
from headquarters. The mission takes them from the bayous of Louisiana,
to Beverly Hills, to Hawaii.