God Bless the Interweb: Remote Control Beer Cooler
Our dad sent us this one this morning–looks like a great invention.
Stripper Golf Rules, Part 2
A while back, we posted some Rules for Stripper Golf. Well, we have a new rule for the list, thanks to some folks in Colorado:
6) When playing stripper golf, make sure the kids are off the course first. And out of the clubhouse.
Here’s what happens when you don’t.
Are there more we should add?
Bikini Lawn Care Service
We make fun of the local news sometimes because of the ridiculous stories that they broadcast, claiming to be news or human interest, but in reality are just time filler.
But we’ve never seen the local news do a story like this.
All the female broadcasters were out for the day, so the horny old news director gets to play?
Not that I’m complaining–a puff piece on a bikini news service is a lot better than most of what they could have come up with. But wow…I’m surprised some feminazi organization hasn’t been all over them for that.
Oh, and you can find her site at http://www.bikinilawn.com/. Looks like her rates have gone up since the piece ran.
Economic Downturn Hits New Low
Just read a brief article of a disturbing trend related to the “economic downturn”–apparently, according to Miller, people are starting to trade down to cheaper beers. And we’re not talking a small step down–we’re talking about people switching to Milwaukee’s Best.
I mean, Milwaukee’s Best has it’s place–but that place is in college dorms and house parties involving kids who had to pay someone to go buy it for them. And Milwaukee, of course.
Seriously, I think at that point I’d just give up drinking beer.
Maxim Hot 100..kind of
Seems like just weeks ago that FHM was coming out with their annual FHM Sexiest 100 list. Oh, right, it was (at least, when we got to it).
Well, today Maxim sent out a release about their annual Hot 100 List. Or Hot 83 list, depending on how well their fancy slide show loader works for you.
How did they do?
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Illinois Man Plans to Go Out In Style
Back in college, one of the bars near our house used to have quarter tap beer nights, where you could get a [small] glass of beer for a quarter. The catch was, it was PBR. But it was a quarter, so you know we bought it–often 3-4 per person at a time.
Illinois resident Bill Bramanti would likely define our local college bar as heaven. Because when it comes to beer, Bill Bramanti is a PBR guy–to the core.
So much so, in fact, that he recently ordered a casket made to look like a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer can from his local funeral home. Seriously.
And, because you don’t want to keep something like that in storage warehouse, he threw a party for his friends this weekend–and kept the PBR cool by filling the casket with ice.