Masturbation: Not Just Exercise Anymore…

God bless those Aussies–they’ve published the results from a study that indicates that regular masturbation may cut prostate cancer risksĀ amongst males.

The study indicates that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer later in life.

And, to top it off–intercourse may not have the same effect.

So, next time your wife catches you looking at internet porn, and asks what you’re doing, you can tell her “I’m just preventing cancer, honey.”

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One Response to “Masturbation: Not Just Exercise Anymore…”

  • SirWhoopass Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    The research separated out intercourse due to the risk of STDs. I think this would indicate that a blow job would be equally helpful in preventing cancer. I plan on writing them off as medical expenses on my next tax return.

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