Bailout Plan We Can Get Our Hands Around

First it was the banks.  Then it was the automobiles.  Next up, finally an industry wants a bailout that we can support–the porn industry.  Led by Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis, the adult entertainment industry will apparently request that Congress pass a $5 billion bailout package.

Flynt and Francis concede the industry itself is in no danger–while DVD sales have slipped over the past year, Web traffic has continued to grow.  But, they apparently beleive that Americans are depressed due to the economic news–and therefore, we need even more porn to cheer us up.

As of yet, there has been no response from the slackers in Congress.

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