Comments on: National Hangover Day – Win A Free Blu-Ray of The Hangover!

By: Chops Travaille

Chops Travaille — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 22:12:03 +0000

I’m a steel trap. Whatever happens tonight, I won’t ever ever speak a word of it. Seriously. I don’t care what happens. I don’t care if we kill someone.

By: Kevin

Kevin — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 21:46:42 +0000

Stu Price: Here’s something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend Doug is probably face down in a ditch right now with a meth head butt-fucking his corpse!
Alan Garner: That’s highly unlikely.

By: Al L

Al L — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 15:22:44 +0000

Alan Garner: [while picking up Phil at the school where he works] Did you have to park so close?
Doug Billings: Yeah, what’s wrong?
Alan Garner: I shouldn’t be here.
Doug Billings: Why is that, Alan?
Alan Garner: I’m not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school… or a Chuck E. Cheese.

By: Reno

Reno — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 05:12:32 +0000

Alan Garner: What if Doug’s dead? I can’t afford to lose somebody close to me again, it hurts too much. I was so upset when my grandpa died.
Phil Wenneck: How’d he die?
Alan Garner: World War II.
Phil Wenneck: Died in battle?
Alan Garner: No, he was skiing in Vermont, it was just during World War II.

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 05:10:01 +0000

I didn’t know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.

By: Jason

Jason — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 05:03:49 +0000

Stu: You are literally too stupid to insult.
Alan: Thank you.