Real Drinks Have…Gummy Bears?

So I stumbled across an article the other day about the World Bartender Championships–at least, I thought it was–when a couple of things jumped out at me. First, the article I first found featured a bartender who’s signature drink is a “White Gummy Bear Martini”.  That sounds wrong on a couple of levels–a “martini” that [...]

Man Rams Playboy Gates

A Ventura County man was arrested last week after ramming his car into the gates of the Playboy Mansion in Beverly Hills.  After his release, he went back and did it again–but escaped before police could arrive.  No word on whether Hugh Hefner and his girlfriends were home at the time.  Detectives believe the incident [...]

‘Girls Next Door’ Get Third Cover

Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson, stars of the best of the E! network’s pathetic lineup of crappy reality TV shows, will be featured on their third Playboy cover in February.  The issue will feature the annual Playboy Sexiest Celebrity List–which somehow still includes Britney Spears.  Apparently bald is beautiful–as is abso-f#$%^&-lutely craziness.  The [...]

Pamela & Denise MIGHT do Playboy…again…

Over exposed Playmate Pamela Anderson and former Wild Thing playmate (as in Charlie Sheen, aka Rick ‘Wild Thing’ Vaughn…or Matt Dillon/Neve Campbell three way action) Denise Richards may do a Playboy spread together.  Then again, they also might not (that’s why it’s Almost News). Our boy Hugh Hefner has reportedly offered them $1 million to pose together [...]