Bikini Lawn Care Service
We make fun of the local news sometimes because of the ridiculous stories that they broadcast, claiming to be news or human interest, but in reality are just time filler.
But we’ve never seen the local news do a story like this.
All the female broadcasters were out for the day, so the horny old news director [...]
Maxim Hot 100..kind of
Seems like just weeks ago that FHM was coming out with their annual FHM Sexiest 100 list. Oh, right, it was (at least, when we got to it).
Well, today Maxim sent out a release about their annual Hot 100 List. Or Hot 83 list, depending on how well their fancy slide show loader works for you.
How did [...]
Megan Fox Named FHM Hottest
Sigh…somehow, I managed to write a damn post about Star Jones last week, but not one about the FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World list coming out. I remember seeing the headline, but I probably skipped it, because I know how stupid those lists ALWAYS end up being.
Our Early Oscar Pick
Well, I think our vote for the Best Picture at the 2008 Oscars is likely locked up–and we haven’t even seen the film yet. But we got this email today:
Worldwide media sensation JENNA JAMESON and Nightmare on Elm Street’s ROBERT ENGLUND star in ZOMBIE STRIPPERS. When a secret government agency lets out a deadly chemo [...]
Playboy Heading to the Philippines…kind of
It was announced last week that Playboy will launch a local edition of Playboy in the Philippines this week–but the magazine will not feature any nudity. Apparently this isn’t the first time they’ve stricken nudity from their pages to satisfy local religous concerns, as one journalist said it will be “tamer than the US edition [...]
Hooters Best Damn Dream Girl
Thanks to regular reader Sir Whoopass for sending along this link to the Hooters Best Damn Dream Girl competition on the “Best” Damn Sports Show Period (we refuse to link to it, and to acknowledge it as the best–although compared to anything on ESPN these days, even a show featuring Chris Rose may be able to win [...]