Moving to Paraguay

Here at Manlyweb, we’re on top of the important Olympics stories–like this one, which discovered the identity of the woman in the picture to the right, who was spotted during the opening ceremonies.
Her name is Leryn Franco, and she’s javelin…tosser(?) for the Paraguayan team.  At 26, she’s making her second Olympics appearance, after finishing in 42nd [...]

Stripper Golf Rules, Part 2

A while back, we posted some Rules for Stripper Golf.  Well, we have a new rule for the list, thanks to some folks in Colorado:
6) When playing stripper golf, make sure the kids are off the course first.  And out of the clubhouse.
Here’s what happens when you don’t.
Are there more we should add?

Bikini Lawn Care Service

We make fun of the local news sometimes because of the ridiculous stories that they broadcast, claiming to be news or human interest, but in reality are just time filler.
But we’ve never seen the local news do a story like this.

All the female broadcasters were out for the day, so the horny old news director [...]

Maxim Hot 100..kind of

Seems like just weeks ago that FHM was coming out with their annual FHM Sexiest 100 list.  Oh, right, it was (at least, when we got to it).
Well, today Maxim sent out a release about their annual Hot 100 List.  Or Hot 83 list, depending on how well their fancy slide show loader works for you.
How did [...]

Megan Fox Named FHM Hottest

Sigh…somehow, I managed to write a damn post about Star Jones last week, but not one about the FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World list coming out.  I remember seeing the headline, but I probably skipped it, because I know how stupid those lists ALWAYS end up being.

Our Early Oscar Pick

Well, I think our vote for the Best Picture at the 2008 Oscars is likely locked up–and we haven’t even seen the film yet.  But we got this email today:
Worldwide media sensation JENNA JAMESON and Nightmare on Elm Street’s ROBERT ENGLUND star in ZOMBIE STRIPPERS. When a secret government agency lets out a deadly chemo [...]