Bikini Lawn Care Service
We make fun of the local news sometimes because of the ridiculous stories that they broadcast, claiming to be news or human interest, but in reality are just time filler.
But we’ve never seen the local news do a story like this.
All the female broadcasters were out for the day, so the horny old news director [...]
Illinois Man Plans to Go Out In Style
Back in college, one of the bars near our house used to have quarter tap beer nights, where you could get a [small] glass of beer for a quarter. The catch was, it was PBR. But it was a quarter, so you know we bought it–often 3-4 per person at a time.
Illinois resident [...]
I Thought This Was Funny…
So, I think we’ve mentioned before that we get emails about movie releases, books, CDs, and new products fairly frequently. And every once in a while, we actually respond, because, well, we don’t mind free stuff.
So we responded to one a couple weeks back, mainly because they called us a valued blogger, and asked for [...]
PETA Isn’t Finger Lickin’ Good
In news much more amusing to us than a hockey player getting his neck cut during a game, PETA is opposing a recent proposed bill in Kentucky that would name KFC as the state’s “Offical Picnic Food.”
Proposed by State Representative Charles Siler, the bill is aimed to recognize that KFC has brought worldwide attention and [...]
‘Girls Next Door’ Get Third Cover
Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson, stars of the best of the E! network’s pathetic lineup of crappy reality TV shows, will be featured on their third Playboy cover in February. The issue will feature the annual Playboy Sexiest Celebrity List–which somehow still includes Britney Spears. Apparently bald is beautiful–as is abso-f#$%^&-lutely craziness. The [...]
Virginia Law Makers Go Too Far
They can take away our cigarettes, and tax us to hell and back, but the state lawmakers in Virginia have taken things too far this time–they’re trying to take away my balls.
To be specific, they’re trying to make it a misdemeanor punishable by a fine of up to $250 to hang a pair of fake [...]