Man Rams Playboy Gates

A Ventura County man was arrested last week after ramming his car into the gates of the Playboy Mansion in Beverly Hills.  After his release, he went back and did it again–but escaped before police could arrive.  No word on whether Hugh Hefner and his girlfriends were home at the time.  Detectives believe the incident [...]

Bikini Lawn Care Service

We make fun of the local news sometimes because of the ridiculous stories that they broadcast, claiming to be news or human interest, but in reality are just time filler. But we’ve never seen the local news do a story like this. All the female broadcasters were out for the day, so the horny old [...]

Illinois Man Plans to Go Out In Style

Back in college, one of the bars near our house used to have quarter tap beer nights, where you could get a [small] glass of beer for a quarter. The catch was, it was PBR. But it was a quarter, so you know we bought it–often 3-4 per person at a time. Illinois resident Bill [...]

I Thought This Was Funny…

So, I think we’ve mentioned before that we get emails about movie releases, books, CDs, and new products fairly frequently.  And every once in a while, we actually respond, because, well, we don’t mind free stuff. So we responded to one a couple weeks back, mainly because they called us a valued blogger, and asked [...]

PETA Isn’t Finger Lickin’ Good

In news much more amusing to us than a hockey player getting his neck cut during a game, PETA is opposing a recent proposed bill in Kentucky that would name KFC as the state’s “Offical Picnic Food.” Proposed by State Representative Charles Siler, the bill is aimed to recognize that KFC has brought worldwide attention [...]

‘Girls Next Door’ Get Third Cover

Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson, stars of the best of the E! network’s pathetic lineup of crappy reality TV shows, will be featured on their third Playboy cover in February.  The issue will feature the annual Playboy Sexiest Celebrity List–which somehow still includes Britney Spears.  Apparently bald is beautiful–as is abso-f#$%^&-lutely craziness.  The [...]