Federal Package Stimulus – NSF is NSFW

The cost for employee misconduct investigations in at least one federal government agency increased sixfold in the past year–largely the result of government employees using their work issued computers to access pornography. The inspector general at the National Science Foundation (NSF), which is a taxpayer funded foundation that provides billions of dollars in scientific research [...]

Bailout Plan We Can Get Our Hands Around

First it was the banks.  Then it was the automobiles.  Next up, finally an industry wants a bailout that we can support–the porn industry.  Led by Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis, the adult entertainment industry will apparently request that Congress pass a $5 billion bailout package. Flynt and Francis [...]

PETA Isn’t Finger Lickin’ Good

In news much more amusing to us than a hockey player getting his neck cut during a game, PETA is opposing a recent proposed bill in Kentucky that would name KFC as the state’s “Offical Picnic Food.” Proposed by State Representative Charles Siler, the bill is aimed to recognize that KFC has brought worldwide attention [...]

Virginia Law Makers Go Too Far

They can take away our cigarettes, and tax us to hell and back, but the state lawmakers in Virginia have taken things too far this time–they’re trying to take away my balls. To be specific, they’re trying to make it a misdemeanor punishable by a fine of up to $250 to hang a pair of [...]