PETA Isn’t Finger Lickin’ Good

In news much more amusing to us than a hockey player getting his neck cut during a game, PETA is opposing a recent proposed bill in Kentucky that would name KFC as the state’s “Offical Picnic Food.”
Proposed by State Representative Charles Siler, the bill is aimed to recognize that KFC has brought worldwide attention and [...]

Virginia Law Makers Go Too Far

They can take away our cigarettes, and tax us to hell and back, but the state lawmakers in Virginia have taken things too far this time–they’re trying to take away my balls.
To be specific, they’re trying to make it a misdemeanor punishable by a fine of up to $250 to hang a pair of fake [...]