Bikini Lawn Care Service

We make fun of the local news sometimes because of the ridiculous stories that they broadcast, claiming to be news or human interest, but in reality are just time filler. But we’ve never seen the local news do a story like this. All the female broadcasters were out for the day, so the horny old [...]

Lingerie Bowl V…uh…IV?… Cancelled.

For the second year in a row, the Lingerie Bowl has been tragically cancelled.  After cancelling in 2007 due to what promoters blamed on the switch from pay per view to cable (ie, no one was willing to pay to see it, and no cable companies were willing to pay to air it), this year [...]