Megan Fox Named FHM Hottest

Sigh…somehow, I managed to write a damn post about Star Jones last week, but not one about the FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World list coming out.  I remember seeing the headline, but I probably skipped it, because I know how stupid those lists ALWAYS end up being.

Our Early Oscar Pick

Well, I think our vote for the Best Picture at the 2008 Oscars is likely locked up–and we haven’t even seen the film yet.  But we got this email today: Worldwide media sensation JENNA JAMESON and Nightmare on Elm Street’s ROBERT ENGLUND star in ZOMBIE STRIPPERS. When a secret government agency lets out a deadly [...]

Playboy Heading to the Philippines…kind of

It was announced last week that Playboy will launch a local edition of Playboy in the Philippines this week–but the magazine will not feature any nudity.  Apparently this isn’t the first time they’ve stricken nudity from their pages to satisfy local religous concerns, as one journalist said it will be “tamer than the US edition [...]

Hooters Best Damn Dream Girl

Thanks to regular reader Sir Whoopass for sending along this link to the Hooters Best Damn Dream Girl competition on the “Best” Damn Sports Show Period (we refuse to link to it, and to acknowledge it as the best–although compared to anything on ESPN these days, even a show featuring Chris Rose may be able to win [...]

‘Girls Next Door’ Get Third Cover

Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson, stars of the best of the E! network’s pathetic lineup of crappy reality TV shows, will be featured on their third Playboy cover in February.  The issue will feature the annual Playboy Sexiest Celebrity List–which somehow still includes Britney Spears.  Apparently bald is beautiful–as is abso-f#$%^&-lutely craziness.  The [...]

More Girls with Guns

Fortunately, isn’t the only Web site that features chicks getting exercising their second amendment rights–there’s also, which isn’t just about the looks–it’s actually a competition.  The site offers DVD’s, calendars and more, and is produced by, which also features bare knuckled Brazilian jujitsu matches and live cock fighting video feeds.  You can read [...]