6) When playing stripper golf, make sure the kids are off the course first.  And out of the clubhouse.

Here’s what happens when you don’t.

Are there more we should add?

But we’ve never seen the local news do a story like this.

All the female broadcasters were out for the day, so the horny old news director gets to play?

Not that I’m complaining–a puff piece on a bikini news service is a lot better than most of what they could have come up with.  But wow…I’m surprised some feminazi organization hasn’t been all over them for that.

Oh, and you can find her site at http://www.bikinilawn.com/.  Looks like her rates have gone up since the piece ran.

I mean, Milwaukee’s Best has it’s place–but that place is in college dorms and house parties involving kids who had to pay someone to go buy it for them.  And Milwaukee, of course.

Seriously, I think at that point I’d just give up drinking beer.

Well, today Maxim sent out a release about their annual Hot 100 List.  Or Hot 83 list, depending on how well their fancy slide show loader works for you.

How did they do? 

Well, by the second sentence of the release, I was ready NOT to click on the link–any list that includes Tila Tequila can’t be very good.  Of course, I say that based only on what I’ve heard of her, not actually seeing her, since I can’t stomach MTV any more for some reason (oh, I don’t know…the lack of music on Music Television?).

Interesting too was that the release said “From reality star Tila Tequila to the sultry Scarlett Johansson, the list contains the most stunning females on the planet.”  Why’s that interesting?  Well, Johansson isn’t #1–Marissa Miller is.  And, I vaguely remember when I saw her at #53 on the FHM list thinking that was waaaaaaaaaay too low on the list, so I’ll give Maxim some credit for that decision.

Still, with a few girls on the list that shouldn’t be on this kind of list for a couple more years, Britney Spears making the list at #19, Lindsay Lohan at #9, and Eva Longoria Parker at #4 (I mean, she’s not bad…but #4?), and Megan Fox all the way down at #16, I think the winner of this year’s list is…

Well, no one.  I guess it’s up to Manlyweb to come up with a Top 100 list.  Start submitting your votes in the comments below–we might take them into consideration.

Illinois resident Bill Bramanti would likely define our local college bar as heaven. Because when it comes to beer, Bill Bramanti is a PBR guy–to the core.

So much so, in fact, that he recently ordered a casket made to look like a Pabst Blue Ribbon beer can from his local funeral home. Seriously.

And, because you don’t want to keep something like that in storage warehouse, he threw a party for his friends this weekend–and kept the PBR cool by filling the casket with ice.