Somewhere
in England, June 5th, 1944
Men,
this stuff that some sources sling around about America wanting
out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of bullshit.
Americans love to fight, traditionally. All real Americans love
the sting and clash of battle. You are here today for three reasons.
First, because you are here to defend your homes and your loved
ones. Second, you are here for your own self respect, because
you would not want to be anywhere else. Third, you are here because
you are real men and all real men like to fight. When you, here,
everyone of you, were kids, you all admired the champion marble
player, the fastest runner, the toughest boxer, the big league
ball players, and the All-American football players. Americans
love a winner. Americans will not tolerate a loser. Americans
despise cowards. Americans play to win all of the time. I wouldn't
give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why
Americans have never lost nor will ever lose a war; for the very
idea of losing is hateful to an American.
You
are not all going to die. Only two percent of you right here today
would die in a major battle. Death must not be feared. Death,
in time, comes to all men. Yes, every man is scared in his first
battle. If he says he's not, he's a liar. Some men are cowards
but they fight the same as the brave men or they get the hell
slammed out of them watching men fight who are just as scared
as they are. The real hero is the man who fights even though he
is scared. Some men get over their fright in a minute under fire.
For some, it takes an hour. For some, it takes days. But a real
man will never let his fear of death overpower his honor, his
sense of duty to his country, and his innate manhood. Battle is
the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge.
It brings out all that is best and it removes all that is base.
Americans pride themselves on being He Men and they ARE He Men.
Remember that the enemy is just as frightened as you are, and
probably more so. They are not supermen.
All
through your Army careers, you men have bitched about what you
call "chicken shit drilling". That, like everything
else in this Army, has a definite purpose. That purpose is alertness.
Alertness must be bred into every soldier. I don't give a fuck
for a man who's not always on his toes. You men are veterans or
you wouldn't be here. You are ready for what's to come. A man
must be alert at all times if he expects to stay alive. If you're
not alert, sometime, a German son-of-an-asshole-bitch is going
to sneak up behind you and beat you to death with a sockful of
shit!" The men roared in agreement.
There
are four hundred neatly marked graves somewhere in Sicily. All
because one man went to sleep on the job. But they are German
graves, because we caught the bastard asleep before they did.
An Army is a team. It lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team.
This individual heroic stuff is pure horse shit. The bilious bastards
who write that kind of stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't
know any more about real fighting under fire than they know about
fucking!
We
have the finest food, the finest equipment, the best spirit, and
the best men in the world. Why, by God, I actually pity those
poor sons-of-bitches we're going up against. By God, I do My men
don't surrender. I don't want to hear of any soldier under my
command being captured unless he has been hit. Even if you are
hit, you can still fight back. That's not just bull shit either.
The kind of man that I want in my command is just like the lieutenant
in Libya, who, with a Luger against his chest, jerked off his
helmet, swept the gun aside with one hand, and busted the hell
out of the Kraut with his helmet. Then he jumped on the gun and
went out and killed another German before they knew what the hell
was coming off. And, all of that time, this man had a bullet through
a lung. There was a real man!
All
of the real heroes are not storybook combat fighters, either.
Every single man in this Army plays a vital role. Don't ever let
up. Don't ever think that your job is unimportant. Every man has
a job to do and he must do it. Every man is a vital link in the
great chain. What if every truck driver suddenly decided that
he didn't like the whine of those shells overhead, turned yellow,
and jumped headlong into a ditch? The cowardly bastard could say,
"Hell, they won't miss me, just one man in thousands".
But, what if every man thought that way? Where in the hell would
we be now? What would our country, our loved ones, our homes,
even the world, be like? No, Goddamnit, Americans don't think
like that. Every man does his job. Every man serves the whole.
Every department, every unit, is important in the vast scheme
of this war. The ordnance men are needed to supply the guns and
machinery of war to keep us rolling. The Quartermaster is needed
to bring up food and clothes because where we are going there
isn't a hell of a lot to steal. Every last man on K.P. has a job
to do, even the one who heats our water to keep us from getting
the 'G.I. Shits'."
Each
man must not think only of himself, but also of his buddy fighting
beside him. We don't want yellow cowards in this Army. They should
be killed off like rats. If not, they will go home after this
war and breed more cowards. The brave men will breed more brave
men. Kill off the Goddamned cowards and we will have a nation
of brave men. One of the bravest men that I ever saw was a fellow
on top of a telegraph pole in the midst of a furious fire fight
in Tunisia. I stopped and asked what the hell he was doing up
there at a time like that. He answered, "Fixing the wire,
Sir". I asked, "Isn't that a little unhealthy right
about now?" He answered, "Yes Sir, but the Goddamned
wire has to be fixed". I asked, "Don't those planes
strafing the road bother you?" And he answered, "No,
Sir, but you sure as hell do!" Now, there was a real man.
A real soldier. There was a man who devoted all he had to his
duty, no matter how seemingly insignificant his duty might appear
at the time, no matter how great the odds.
And
you should have seen those trucks on the rode to Tunisia. Those
drivers were magnificent. All day and all night they rolled over
those son-of-a-bitching roads, never stopping, never faltering
from their course, with shells bursting all around them all of
the time. We got through on good old American guts. Many of those
men drove for over forty consecutive hours. These men weren't
combat men, but they were soldiers with a job to do. They did
it, and in one hell of a way they did it. They were part of a
team. Without team effort, without them, the fight would have
been lost. All of the links in the chain pulled together and the
chain became unbreakable.
Don't
forget, you men don't know that I'm here. No mention of that fact
is to be made in any letters. The world is not supposed to know
what the hell happened to me. I'm not supposed to be commanding
this Army. I'm not even supposed to be here in England. Let the
first bastards to find out be the Goddamned Germans. Some day
I want to see them raise up on their piss-soaked hind legs and
howl, 'Jesus Christ, it's the Goddamned Third Army again and that
son-of-a-fucking-bitch Patton'."
"We
want to get the hell over there, the quicker we clean up this
Goddamned mess, the quicker we can take a little jaunt against
the purple pissing Japs and clean out their nest, too. Before
the Goddamned Marines get all of the credit.
Sure,
we want to go home. We want this war over with. The quickest way
to get it over with is to go get the bastards who started it.
The quicker they are whipped, the quicker we can go home. The
shortest way home is through Berlin and Tokyo. And when we get
to Berlin, I am personally going to shoot that paper hanging son-of-a-bitch
Hitler. Just like I'd shoot a snake!
When
a man is lying in a shell hole, if he just stays there all day,
a German will get to him eventually. The hell with that idea.
The hell with taking it. My men don't dig foxholes. I don't want
them to. Foxholes only slow up an offensive. Keep moving. And
don't give the enemy time to dig one either. We'll win this war,
but we'll win it only by fighting and by showing the Germans that
we've got more guts than they have; or ever will have. We're not
going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we're going to rip out
their living Goddamned guts and use them to grease the treads
of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy Hun cocksuckers
by the bushel-fucking-basket. War is a bloody, killing business.
You've got to spill their blood, or they will spill yours. Rip
them up the belly. Shoot them in the guts. When shells are hitting
all around you and you wipe the dirt off your face and realize
that instead of dirt it's the blood and guts of what once was
your best friend beside you, you'll know what to do!
I
don't want to get any messages saying, "I am holding my position."
We are not holding a Goddamned thing. Let the Germans do that.
We are advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding
onto anything, except the enemy's balls. We are going to twist
his balls and kick the living shit out of him all of the time.
Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing
regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the
enemy. We are going to go through him like crap through a goose;
like shit through a tin horn!
From
time to time there will be some complaints that we are pushing
our people too hard. I don't give a good Goddamn about such complaints.
I believe in the old and sound rule that an ounce of sweat will
save a gallon of blood. The harder WE push, the more Germans we
will kill. The more Germans we kill, the fewer of our men will
be killed. Pushing means fewer casualties. I want you all to remember
that.
There
is one great thing that you men will all be able to say after
this war is over and you are home once again. You may be thankful
that twenty years from now when you are sitting by the fireplace
with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what you did in
the great World War II, you WON'T have to cough, shift him to
the other knee and say, "Well, your Granddaddy shoveled shit
in Louisiana." No, Sir, you can look him straight in the
eye and say, "Son, your Granddaddy rode with the Great Third
Army and a Son-of-a-Goddamned-Bitch named Georgie Patton!